What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

How do you relax?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

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Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

How exactly do things get smuggled into prison? Does the sender hide it inside something else very well? Does someone put it in their butt? Do the prisoners make deals with the officers?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is your worst experience in life?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.